mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
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If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I didn't notice because vodka
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
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dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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