question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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