Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
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