The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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