Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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