Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Is Oprah even human
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Randomize
