Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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