I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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