I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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