I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
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I don't think we should have started that trash fire
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
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why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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