If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
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hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
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The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
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