Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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