Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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