He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Let's paint friendship bongs
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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