just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
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Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
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I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
this is an emotional support booty call
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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