you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Success! We fucked roommates!
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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