So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
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Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
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It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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