watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
our cab driver is having phone sex.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
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he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
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Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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