dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know