How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
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I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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