I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Randomize
