He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
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i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
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she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS