it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?