I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Don't tell me you're on acid again