On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
vagina is talking i cant
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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