she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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