Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
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And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
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am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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