Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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