He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
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Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
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I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
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