is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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