Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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