just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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