There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
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we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
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I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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