I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
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I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I still have a little drunk in my system
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My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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