she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
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I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
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Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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