i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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