so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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