Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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