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So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
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he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
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Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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