He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Still dying that you shit outside
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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