super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
