yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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