You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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