I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
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it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
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IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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