sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
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Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
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It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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