I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
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I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
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Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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