Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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