i just google imaged poop.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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