I wannas sexs uuuuu
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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