never play flip cup with pint glasses
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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