Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
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is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
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Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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