fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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