it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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