his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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