Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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