Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
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they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I will be naked everywhere
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
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I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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